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Pentagon’s Global Expansion Plans for 2013: Interview with Rick Rozoff

Pentagon’s Global Expansion Plans for 2013: Interview with Rick Rozoff. via nsnbc.me Advertisements

DHS to buy 7000 full-auto assault rifles, calls them ‘personal defense weapons’

DHS to buy 7000 full-auto assault rifles, calls them ‘personal defense weapons’. via tgrule.com

The Bad Squire – Charles Kingsley

The merry brown hares came leaping Over the crest of the hill, Where the clover and corn lay sleeping Under the moonlight still. Leaping late and early, Till under their bite and their tread The swedes and the wheat and the barley Lay cankered and trampled and dead. A poacher’s widow sat sighing On the … Continue reading

How can you get more leg room in a Mercedes 560sl


Tesco’s Austerity Cost saving Program – Internal Memo – For Management Only

Dear Colleagues, Below please find results from of our most recent cost savings emergency brainstorm, which recently took place at headquarters in Cheshunt. Any contributions or thoughts on these prospective “meats” would be most welcome: As you can see, we are quite prepared for the hard times ahead. So, in summary, since the glorious days … Continue reading


Sir Mervyn King deserves his Knighthood. Probably more so than several loud pretenders who somehow managed to make it to Knight Grand Cross. Of all his insights over the years, including what he said two days ago in criticising certain bankers who were said to be planning to delay their bonuses until April 2013 (because … Continue reading

!!!!! Dwarf For Hire !!!!

Remember my post here, on funny spam? Well, as you can see above, I found another rather interesting one, except this time it wasn’t spam but an advert in which a dwarf was being offered “for pretty much anything”. Mmmh quite tempting that :-). No wonder these guys here hired a couple. When I first … Continue reading


I’m so philosophical its not even funny. Maybe its idealism more than philosophical, but whichever it is, I think I should have grey hairs, grow a goatee complete with sideburns and a moustache, and change my name to Augustine the sixth or something like that. Any name which invokes a vague sense of the aristotelian … Continue reading

Its not cool or awesome, its — “– –”

I’ll tell you of a new word that recently and suddenly exploded onto the social lingo like a locust siege. A word common among teenagers and others, and onto which I’ve been slow to lock on. I’m not talking about fanute, although that’s also new, and cool. I’m talking about “Epic”. Everything cool is now … Continue reading

Silent Voices

The thinker in the master is never truly silent. Even when keeping schtum, say while listening to others speak, you can sometimes hear the voices his physical features emanate, loud and clear. The eyes squinting uncomfortably at erroneous facts, as if to say, “really”; the brow lightly wrinkling and the lips stiffening at the mention … Continue reading