Yes! ladies and gentlemen I can confidently inform you that it is just about time to go forth and indulge in whatsoever thy heart desireth!
Ahah! that officially, the age of avarice is safe and secure (thanks to certain monies from some very rich countries), and the funds will be flowing pretty much anytime now.
All we have to do is speak to our accountants (for now, ignore anything Monsieur Sakorzy has been spewing lately), ’cause if the Greeks (and previously the Irish) can get away with it, I assure you – (hand on credit card/expenses account/audited financial accounts – pick one)-, so can we.
And here’s the icing. It seems the Empire of the Blue Ants (I bet in a panicky move fearing what a bankrupt Europe would mean to the eventual stability of the Communist Party more than anything else), has offered to assist der Deutschland and Sakorzy in footing the Eurozone bill.
出色的! Get to the front of the queue chaps, its now our turn.